I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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