Quick, to the slutcave!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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