Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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