On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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