I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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