My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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