1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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