i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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