turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
this must be what syphilis tastes like
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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