I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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