gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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