Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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