Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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