I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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