It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
false alarm, still single
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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