Walk of Shame. In a state park.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
you never un-have a 4some
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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