I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
