I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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