My brain says no but my pants say off.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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