singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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