i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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