Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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