I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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