we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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