i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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