i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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