My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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