Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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