I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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