Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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