Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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