Dual....:-)
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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