problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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