ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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