I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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