we have officially lost it.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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