The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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