im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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