well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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