Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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