question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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