How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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