and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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