i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize
