thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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