At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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