I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I love you. Go after that dick
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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