Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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