so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Then you guys just all showered together...?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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