how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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