Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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