She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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