So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Just pee around me
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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