One girl and one boy is just not enough.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I have tasted many bathrooms
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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